1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. -
yeah right!2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. -
you're just jealous.3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. DOn't argue with us when we call you beautiful. -
you might just be playing.5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons why we're going out with you. -
how shallow.7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. -
but we want to be honest! haha :P8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard or sideburns looked cool. -
but it doesn't look cool. haha. :))10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. -
gross. haha. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong. -
but it's cute. :(12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. -
you might be lying.14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, B5 or what any other guy looks like for that matter. -
honesty the best policy.15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong". -
whatever.17. You except us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. -
but it's too nakakatamad sometimes.18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. -
that's hot.20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. -
but it's fun! :)21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. -
again. it's FUN! :P22. Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. -
YEAH RIGHT!!!23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. -
what size?!24. PMS is not an excuse. -
yes it is!25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. -
assholes. haha. :D26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. -
well what if he is? jealous.27. And always remember. The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. -
what?! through his what???? haha. :P28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong. -
i absolutely agree.29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. -
well that's life hun. :P30. And last but not the least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. -
that's why we love you. :)
